The Album With The Song The Ballad Of The Unkillable Country Man Who Wanted To Die But Couldn't But That Didn't Stop Him From Trying : By Dazzler (2026)
- 1. The Forumala (02:45)
- 2. Draw The Line (02:39)
- 3. HOA (02:36)
- 4. Baby For Sale (02:43)
- 5. Wife Gone! Wife GONE! (01:43)
- 6. Andrew Flow (00:16)
- 7. Keith's Version (02:38)
- 8. Dazzler's Christmas Miracle (War is back) (03:18)
- 9. 3 Million Dollar Bill (02:16)
- 10. The Gatekeeper (01:58)
- 11. John Feelings (04:32)
- 12. Be Honest (02:19)
- 13. The Ballad Of The Unkillable Outlaw Country Man Who Wants To Die But Can't But That Doesn't Stop Him From Trying (02:55)
- 14. Love Potion (04:33)
I'm gonna be straight up with you - we recorded this album like 2 years ago, but we got busy because we have like several kids between us and frankly time moves through the human experience the way a bullet moves through the human body.
As a result of the circumstances outlined in paragraphs you've read recently - I don't really remember what we were doing here. I know we got a little nu-etal with it at points but I don't really remember which points. We're gonna make the next one even better for you baby don't worry your silly little ass baby muah muah we love you.
WARNING : ALBUM CONTAINS JOHN FEELINGS credits released June 30, 2026
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