Dazzler loves you

“Remember that scene from Meet the Fockers where Gaylord starts overreacting to the flight attendant and he keeps yelling BOMB BOMB BOMB, I should learn to stop letting the little things get to me.”

Hot off the damn presses

NEWS UPDATE: Dazzler Releases New Album, Is Cool

Posted on July 19, 2019

On this day Dazzler has released a whole new album of cool tunes and rad ditties, and now you listen to it! Take THAT, everyone who committed suicide yesterday!

Sincerely, The NEws


Posted on June 5, 2018

The new album that everyone has been patiently waiting for is here! No longer will the thumbs of the world be twiddled in nervous anticipation, thumb-joints turning to inimitable rust, thumbnails growing long and discoloured, all of that is the past. The future is here instead, and it is the new album today!