DAZZLER DOES IT AGAIN, NEW ALBUM FULL OF SLAPPERS
Posted on June 24, 2023
“Remember that scene from Meet the Fockers where Gaylord starts overreacting to the flight attendant and he keeps yelling BOMB BOMB BOMB, I should learn to stop letting the little things get to me.”
Posted on June 24, 2023
Posted on July 19, 2019
On this day Dazzler has released a whole new album of cool tunes and rad ditties, and now you listen to it! Take THAT, everyone who committed suicide yesterday!
Sincerely, The NEws
Posted on June 5, 2018
The new album that everyone has been patiently waiting for is here! No longer will the thumbs of the world be twiddled in nervous anticipation, thumb-joints turning to inimitable rust, thumbnails growing long and discoloured, all of that is the past. The future is here instead, and it is the new album today!