Biological Father Figure (2017)
- 1. Everywhere You Look (00:45)
- 2. 9 PM (00:55)
- 3. This Is Wrestling (02:37)
- 4. Clown Meat (01:56)
- 5. Sans Horatio Sanz (04:21)
- 6. He's A Ghost! (07:54)
- 7. Iris 2 (01:29)
- 8. Not An Artist (02:03)
- 9. Patrik Stefan (04:29)
- 10. Ralph Wiggum (Rival Boys cover) (03:49)
- 11. Adventure Dave Pt.3 (03:57)
- 12. I'm Not Protesting The Destruction Of This Forest (I Just Want You To Take Me With It) (06:16)
"Unstoppable" - Rolling Stone (allegedly)
"A tour de France" - Popular Mechanics (maybe)
"10/10, Dazzler has done it again, by it I mean taken my son hostage to write this review" - Nobody you'd know
Buckle up you fucking assholes, Dazzler's back with 11 more incredible tracks and one awkward rap song that Ben insisted we keep on the album.
This album has it all : ups, downs, a song about clowns, a song about going to bed early, a song about Horatio Sanz, a Rival Boys cover, somehow there's not a weird sexual song on this one? I think? Wait holy shit really? I can't believe we did that. Nice one guys.
In these trying times, it's important to remember that you can join a band and play songs about how your clothes are always dirty and almost nobody can stop you (except for the police, do not tell the police about Dazzler.) credits released March 16, 2017
All songs written and performed by Dazzler, except for Ralph Wiggum originally by Rival Boys. And I mean honestly Iris 2 is just Iris with different lyrics and the Goo Goo Dolls wrote that one.
Dazzler is/was/continues to be:
- Keith "Jackie Chan" Mclean - Guitars, Vocals
- Andrew "Johnny Dickshot" de Koning - Guitars, Vocals
- Ben "The Guy From Gumping" Nicholls - Guitars, Bass, Vocals
- Joey "John Wayne Gacy" Robert - Drums, Rapping, El Producerino
Special guests :
- Mike "Sassy" Elsasser - Sassophone
- Foghorn Leghorn - I say I SAY boy